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Seven New Obama Conspiracies!How The Radical Fringe Will Freak Over the New Biography
These are hard times for birthers. The moment seems to have passed, the “evidence” rejected. But salvation awaits! David Maraniss’s exhaustive biography, Barack Obama: The Story, stretching from before his birth to the start of his political career, is out this month—and sure to inspire a new wave of conspiracy theories about our Kenyan Muslim commie in chief. GQ contributor Yoni Brenner puts on his tinfoil hat to predict the paranoias to come. Two new theories below. Click here for the rest.
Page 159: “Other women—previous girlfriends, later girlfriends and wives—would say that [Barack Obama’s father] had an intense sexual magnetism that seemed irresistible.”
SEXERS: Far from coincidental, Obama senior’s Intense Sexual Magnetism, or ISM, was obtained by Kenyan revolutionaries through the Soviets, who undermined British rule with a program of long walks and mind-blowing sex.
Page 167: “When the birth notice appeared in the Star-Bulletin…the parents were identified as Mr. and Mrs. Barack H. Obama and their home address was listed as 6085 Kalanianaole Highway.”
KALERS: Although Kalanianaole appears to be an innocent street name, it is also an anagram for “Anal Kale-onia”— a bizarre colonic treatment soon to become mandatory under Obamacare.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ubjsDKEU1qe6vsbo1_500.jpg)
gq:
Seven New Obama Conspiracies!
How The Radical Fringe Will Freak Over the New BiographyThese are hard times for birthers. The moment seems to have passed, the “evidence” rejected. But salvation awaits! David Maraniss’s exhaustive biography, Barack Obama: The Story, stretching from before his birth to the start of his political career, is out this month—and sure to inspire a new wave of conspiracy theories about our Kenyan Muslim commie in chief. GQ contributor Yoni Brenner puts on his tinfoil hat to predict the paranoias to come. Two new theories below. Click here for the rest.
Page 159:
“Other women—previous girlfriends, later girlfriends and wives—would say that [Barack Obama’s father] had an intense sexual magnetism that seemed irresistible.”SEXERS: Far from coincidental, Obama senior’s Intense Sexual Magnetism, or ISM, was obtained by Kenyan revolutionaries through the Soviets, who undermined British rule with a program of long walks and mind-blowing sex.
Page 167:
“When the birth notice appeared in the Star-Bulletin…the parents were identified as Mr. and Mrs. Barack H. Obama and their home address was listed as 6085 Kalanianaole Highway.”KALERS: Although Kalanianaole appears to be an innocent street name, it is also an anagram for “Anal Kale-onia”— a bizarre colonic treatment soon to become mandatory under Obamacare.
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Roy Campanella
(African-American/Italian (Sicilian)) [American]
Known as: Legendary Professional Baseball Catcher (1969 National Baseball Hall of Fame inductee; 1971 Mexican Professional Baseball Hall of Fame inducetee; 8 time MLB All-Star; 3 time National League MVP; Featured on a US Postage Stamp in 2006; Ranked number 50 on The Sporting News’ 1999 list of the 100 Greatest Baseball Players; One of the first MLB players of African-American descent)
Teams Played For: Brooklyn Dodgers (Major Leauge Baseball); Baltimore Elite Giants (Negro Leagues); Monterrey Sultans (Mexican League)
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Roy Campanella
(African-American/Italian (Sicilian)) [American]
Known as: Legendary Professional Baseball Catcher (1969 National Baseball Hall of Fame inductee; 1971 Mexican Professional Baseball Hall of Fame inducetee; 8 time MLB All-Star; 3 time National League MVP; Featured on a US Postage Stamp in 2006; Ranked number 50 on The Sporting News’ 1999 list of the 100 Greatest Baseball Players; One of the first MLB players of African-American descent)
Teams Played For: Brooklyn Dodgers (Major Leauge Baseball); Baltimore Elite Giants (Negro Leagues); Monterrey Sultans (Mexican League)
More Information: Roy Campanella’s Official Site, National Baseball Hall of Fame: Roy Campanella, Baseball Reference: Roy Campanella, Negro League Baseball Players Association: Roy Campanella, Roy Campanella’s Wikipedia page
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